why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Apr 05

NEW EPISODE OF THE OPERATING TABLE (NUMBER 20)

theoperatingtablepodcast:

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Episode 20 - Can’t We Settle This Over a Joint: Dave and Jared spoil Captain America: The Winter Soldier, The Walking Dead, Watchmen, and some of their favorite films.

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Mar 29

NEW EPISODES OF THE OPERATING TABLE

theoperatingtablepodcast:

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Episode 18 - Le Misérable Face: Dave explains the entire plot of Les Misérables to Jared, who doesn’t seem to be having it.

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Episode 19 - Wasp Woonies: Dave and Jared share more drug stories, Jared tells Dave about la révolution, the perfect death is discussed, and Jared looks for investors for his newest invention.

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Mar 26
do you hear the people sing
singing a song of angry men

do you hear the people sing

singing a song of angry men

Mar 26
randallwoodruff:

It’s hard being single during the week tired of sammiches! #nofilter #steak #arby’sfries

randallwoodruff:

It’s hard being single during the week tired of sammiches! #nofilter #steak #arby’sfries

Mar 23

my storie

Mar 21

smeraldo-e-oceano:

Brian D’Arcy James’ face is important here.

Mar 18

why do people murder, rape and steal

why, in a world where we have Shrek, do people do these horrible things

would Shrek want you to sin like this?

no, He wouldn’t

so again, i ask

why do people disobey

Mar 17

theoperatingtablepodcast:

more scenes from behind the Operating Table

Mar 16

NEW EPISODES OF THE OPERATING TABLE FINALLY

theoperatingtablepodcast:

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Episode 16 - Money, Dilk and Judd: Dave, Jared and super special guest Marvo the Martian talk about Marvo’s EP, comic books, whackin’ it, and shout out Shrek: the Musical.

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Episode 17 - Feel It, Feel It: Dave and Jared talk about high school electives and music that’s nearly two decades old.

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Mar 15
Mar 14

consolecadet:

if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style

I would not fuck you in a box

I would not fuck you wearing socks

I would not fuck you here or there

I would not fuck you anywhere

Mar 12
sheetmetalsheep:

Have you ever been so horny

sheetmetalsheep:

Have you ever been so horny

Mar 12

2srooky:

pamela-susan-morrison:

spicyblaine:

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I literally just woke up thank you for this

One time right after my alarm went off for school a random number I didn’t know called me and I answered and this played and then they hung up and I had a great day.

Mar 10

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

Mar 10

nosdrinker:

this is bigger than the moon landing